Teacher's Desk Decorator T-Shirts

'This book report is poorly written. Add some color and clip art, then resubmit it.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Pencil and Sharpener

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Where does it hurt?'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'This better be important.'

Football Delivery

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

A man works in a snow globe.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'