Golf Ball Seeker T-Shirts

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Holy water, holy water...."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

The Specimen Hunter

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

No Loitering

Football

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"What have you done?"

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Return Of The Flu.

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

"Check out this live stream."

"You're buggered."

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

'Man In the Moon'

Chasing Dreams

He tried kicking himself after missing the field goal but he missed again!

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine