Golf Ball Hunter Gifts

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

'Birdie.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"Thank you."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."