Golf Ball Hunter Pillows

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Thank you."

'Birdie.'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'