Golf Ball Bangers Pillows

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Thank you."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"So you can take it with you!"

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I hope you replace your divots!'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

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Divining Oil

The 19th hole

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'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

A ball's best case scenario.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

"Both my wife and my daughter are in hospital."

"It's been an hour - let's face it, it's just not going to drop!"