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Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Thank you."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"So you can take it with you!"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Divining Oil

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

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'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

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A ball's best case scenario.

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

The 19th hole

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest-- do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

"What happened to you?" "A maximum handicapper"

"Both my wife and my daughter are in hospital."