Golf Ball Hoarder Pillows

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Shoe addict.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'What's wrong with you?'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Toilet Roll Drop

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

Wife's head is mounted on hunter's wall.

"Why am I Sales Person of the Year? I already have a buyer for this tacky trophy!"

Football Time

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

A ball's best case scenario.

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

'We set this thing on golfball-sized and we'll be millionaires in no time.'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

Toilet Paper Inheritance