Golf Ball Detective Gifts

'Did you find your ball?'

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Not that slowly back...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"What are you in for?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Office of the PR of the United States

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

King of the Swingers.

Golf Crime Scene.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"I was told when I got this job I'd have access to the gym, by nobody remembers where it is."

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'Lightning strikes.'

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

'You smell like mothballs.'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"