Golf Ball Detective Prints

'Did you find your ball?'

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Not that slowly back...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"What are you in for?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Office of the PR of the United States

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

King of the Swingers.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Golf Crime Scene.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

"I was told when I got this job I'd have access to the gym, by nobody remembers where it is."

'Lightning strikes.'

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

'You smell like mothballs.'