Lost Ball Finder Gifts

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

Fishing sign.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Fire Backwards.

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Kfetch!"

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

Directory: You are here

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

Cow and hen footprints merge.

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"Where's the goldfish?"

The Lost Golf Ball

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

"A ship!"

'Did you mark the place we caught those fish last year? Yes, I put a cross on the side of the boat.' - 'You fool. We might get a different boat this time.'