Lost Ball Hunter Gifts

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

The Lost Golf Ball

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Destiny is all...

'What's wrong with you?'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"He's into binge fetching."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

Masked Ball 2020

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

Everest Sign in Heaven

'Let's call it a day, and finish him off in the morning.'

Bo Peep at the Lost & Found

Tennis accidents.

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

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