Lost Ball Hunter T-Shirts

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

The Lost Golf Ball

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Destiny is all...

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"He's into binge fetching."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

Masked Ball 2020

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'Let's call it a day, and finish him off in the morning.'

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

Everest Sign in Heaven

Masked intruder

You are NOT here, here, here, here, here, here,here, here, or here.

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

Bo Peep at the Lost & Found

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."