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'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.