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'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Working from home.

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Masked Ball 2020

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

Lost & found dept.

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

"Damn. No hat."

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Masked intruder

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

Tiny Mouse Hole

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

The Lost Golf Ball

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

'You smell like mothballs.'

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."

'Did you find your ball?'

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

'I really think your best hope would be in missing persons, sir.'