Lost Ball Tracker T-Shirts

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Destiny is all...

Loser's Podium.

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"He's into binge fetching."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

Sales and Learning Experiences

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Tennis accidents.

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

'Fat chance!'

Confused Tourists

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'If you're wondering where the building is, I sold it. I needed the money to finance my Western elk hunt.'

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

Sheephunters

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

The Lost Golf Ball

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

Hunted Birds leaving bizarre tracks

"Oh come on Jeff, just concede the point."