Lost Ball Finder T-Shirts

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

Fishing sign.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Kfetch!"

Directory: You are here

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"Where's the goldfish?"

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

The Lost Golf Ball

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

"A ship!"

'Did you mark the place we caught those fish last year? Yes, I put a cross on the side of the boat.' - 'You fool. We might get a different boat this time.'

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."