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Bureau of Missing What Have You.

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"I'm still looking, sir."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"This one's rubbish as well."

'While you're in there, could you do me a favor and look around for a silver earring? The patient before you thinks that's where she lost it.'

Lost & found dept.

'You wanted this vase? Don't worry, I'll be having a yard sale tomorrow and you can buy it.'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Everest: Postcards

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

Can you describe it?

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

"Ouch! What's fallen into the couch this time?"

'He lost an umbrella. And the umbrella stand. And his home where the umbrella stand stood.'

'I really think your best hope would be in missing persons, sir.'