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Bureau of Missing What Have You.

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"I'm still looking, sir."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"This one's rubbish as well."

Lost & found dept.

'You wanted this vase? Don't worry, I'll be having a yard sale tomorrow and you can buy it.'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Everest: Postcards

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

Can you describe it?

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

Did you ever walk into a room and totally forget what you're looking for?

"Ouch! What's fallen into the couch this time?"

'He lost an umbrella. And the umbrella stand. And his home where the umbrella stand stood.'

'I really think your best hope would be in missing persons, sir.'