Mothball Detectives T-Shirts

'You smell like mothballs.'

A boy acting suspiciously

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Clandestine cows.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"What are you in for?"

"Now how did she know?"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

'Did you make it look like a cover up?'

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

"Reggie didn't fall, he was pushed! And the killer is in this very nest!"

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"I was told when I got this job I'd have access to the gym, by nobody remembers where it is."

You call this "berry-flavored"? Children's FDA.

"It's foul play, Super"

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

Tiny Mouse Hole

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

"Spit it out! Now!"

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!