Lost Ball Expert Pillows

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

Working hours.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Yeah, I know I only needed one stress ball to squeeze, but this is way more relaxing.

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Demolition Crew

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

"That's my comb...result."

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

The Lost Golf Ball

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

A Woman's Touch

'Your luggage is still missing but we've found a stray sock that might be yours.'

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.