Ball Fetch Enthusiast Mugs

"After I find where you put my balls, I will destroy you."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Fido and Fifi

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

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