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"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Airports.

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

TV and man

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'How can you be so cheap?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"And a source said let there be light."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Power and the Glory tools

Religious man watching religious TV

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"J is the reason for the season."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

Prophets are up.

"Not the God I expected."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

"This is the one - we want you to pray for this one."

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

New Pope.