Focus Finders Pillows

"They say kids with ADD have a hard time staying focused. What do they know?!"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Your future looks charming.'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Eureka

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"I have to get this project finished."

Born Cynical,,,,

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"