Motivated Sprinter Pillows

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Go! Means NOW!

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Hot dog.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"Baseball is boring."

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Second to Nun

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Can you start immediately?

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Runners have a pay toll.

'I can't find my keys!'

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Fit-Bite

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

Once you stop, it's so hard to get back in the habit of running.

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."