Motivated Athlete Pillows

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"Baseball is boring."

Go! Means NOW!

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Hockey Season.

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Peacock of Productivity

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

Office Politics

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Ladder of Success.

Leadership never hibernates.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."