Young Athlete Motivator Pillows

"I AM at my usual position."

Go! Means NOW!

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Best project manager we ever had."

Dedication to excellence....

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Office Politics

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

Multisports

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'