Motivated Sprinter Mugs

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Go! Means NOW!

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Second to Nun

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Can you start immediately?

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Runners have a pay toll.

'I can't find my keys!'

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

Fit-Bite

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'Sorry - his breakfast meeting ran onto a working lunch and now he's at a business dinner.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'