Joyful Driver Gifts

Caution- Watch Out For Drool.

Driving home for Christmas.

The Victors

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Say speed

Man whistles while driving his car.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Ducks crossing.

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

I brake for elves.

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Danger falling rocks sign - hole in road.

"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Imagine the Traffic