Stress-free Traveler Gifts

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'I was less stressed before we came on holiday.'

"That's a service they offer for parents traveling on vacation with their kids."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Airplane Mode.

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Mexican Dog

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

'No luggage.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Texting kills

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Seaside Selfie Stick

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

Camping in new normality

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

'Some place rich in historic and spiritual tradition, but sniper free.'