Stress-free Traveler Gifts

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'I was less stressed before we came on holiday.'

"That's a service they offer for parents traveling on vacation with their kids."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Airplane Mode.

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Mexican Dog

'No luggage.'

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Texting kills

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

How to deal with rude customers.

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Seaside Selfie Stick

"There's no charge—the grinding sound you hear when you're driving is coming from your wife's teeth."

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

Airport. Whoever said the journey is better than the destination must have never traveled over the holidays.

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

Camping in new normality

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'