Happy Traveler Gifts

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

Seaside Selfie Stick

The fate of the emigrant

The Vineyard

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Tourists in Egypt

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Yipeee!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Mexican Dog

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"I hate this time of year..."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Texting kills

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

Christmas windsock.

Jesus Fish

"Smile!"

Last day of school.

"For this I went to seminary."

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The Vicar in Customs