Streetball Enthusiast Gifts

Xing.

Great British Eccentrics.

I love Basketball.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

A Masked Ball

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Believe in Yourself

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Spring ballpark errors.

"I really just need the one."

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Big Trouble!

Street Football

Ace Investments - Tonight: financial advisors' softball league - small caps vs. big caps

Musical solidarity

"Let's roll."

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

Pet owners know that special relationship between a dog and his ball.

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

The Adventures of Morton - Mother.

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

Battledore and shuttlecock.

'Why would I pay you when I can watch you for free on YouTube?'