Street Soccer Aficionado Gifts

Big Trouble!

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

Watching the football.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Football

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men can show their emotions!

Teenage Angst.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Football player taking the ball home.