Street Soccer Aficionado Prints

Big Trouble!

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Centaur Forward

Watching the football.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Men can show their emotions!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Football

Teenage Angst.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.