Emotional Tune-up Fan T-Shirts

Turmoil change.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"I can be changed!"

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Closet.

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"And a signature here verifying your witness to my empathy."

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Did I miss something?"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"I'm all shook up."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"