Transit Tales Fan Gifts

Subway Thrillers

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

SF NO

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Go to Hell'

Circus trousers

Getting Closer

"You look good for your age."

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

Crybaby

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"Go on, Van Helsing, make my night!"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

'You just grew three inches.'

Exit Turnstile

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Covid-19: Mind the Gap