Transylvanian Tales Fan Gifts

"Go on, Van Helsing, make my night!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Subway Thrillers

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Beauty and the Beast

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Go to Hell'

Circus trousers

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"You look good for your age."

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'You just grew three inches.'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"It's a selfie!"

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"Recount!"

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'