Celebration Of Life Gifts

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"At least we've got plenty of time to catch up with the obituaries!"

Heaven

'He was such a health nut. Died of all natural causes.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"Thank you for coming. Did you bring your bathing suits?"

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"They misspelled your avatar."

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cardiac Recovery.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision