End Of Life Celebration Gifts

The Last Perm.

'No offense, but those are the stupidest last words I've ever heard.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Rock and Roll

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Best Scapegoat

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Heaven

Jenga!!!

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Tragedy and Remedy.

Tom's last day.

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"It's over!"

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'