Farewell Celebrations Gifts

Oprah's Long Goodbye

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

Do Not Resuscitate

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dancing Doctor

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Happy Turkey Day!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Johannes Sebastian Bach