Goodbye Party Gifts

"Leaving parties aren’t as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Evolution Exam Results.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Pesky students.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Best Scapegoat

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Next Round Indicator

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."