Farewell Occasion Gifts

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Best Scapegoat

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'You're fired. The test results came back and you tested positive for crack.'

'As part of our severance package, you're allowed to take three smacks at this blow-up doll of the company CEO.'

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'I'll do half of it.'

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."