Farewell Parties Gifts

"Say bye-bye."

"Sorry, but we have to let you go. Don't worry...I'm sure you'll land on your feet."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Do Not Resuscitate

Champagne

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Balloon drip.