Farewell Parties Gifts

"Say bye-bye."

"Sorry, but we have to let you go. Don't worry...I'm sure you'll land on your feet."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Do Not Resuscitate

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

A man looks up at the earth