Farewell Party Goer Gifts

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Peel poker.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Redhead

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Carioca

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Best Scapegoat

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?