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"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

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Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"