Going-away Party Gifts

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Bubbly

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'