Going-away Party T-Shirts

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'