Moving Away Party T-Shirts

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Green Balloon

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."