Leaving Party T-Shirts

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"I'd rather drown."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Invitation to celebrate Blair's legacy at a 24 hours binge drinking party.

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Dancing in pyjamas

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'