Leaving Party Gifts

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"I'd rather drown."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Invitation to celebrate Blair's legacy at a 24 hours binge drinking party.

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Shaken not stirred

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dancing in pyjamas

The devil you know and his plus one

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"