Goodbye Party Prints

"Leaving parties aren’t as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Evolution Exam Results.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

Pesky students.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Best Scapegoat

Next Round Indicator

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"