Farewell Celebration Prints

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I planned on giving you a retirement watch...but they're so expensive!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

Best Scapegoat

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'